Mother of newborn bay – My baby was bad looking And that’s perfectly okay. You just don’t need to tell anyone else about it (or if it isn’t your baby – never tell the parents). However, since you have eyes, you can see when a newborn isn’t as adorable as it should be!
My first son was freaking gorgeous when he was born. He was ‘perfectly cooked’, had a head full of golden straw-coloured hair and was just scrumptious and perfect. However, since you have eyes, you can see when a newborn isn’t as adorable as it should be!
Then my second son was born. Well, he really did look like a smashed crab. His head was shaped like a cone, his ears were pulled back, and he was noticeably bloated. He appeared to have had a hard night out on the piss because he was purple and bruised. I’ve got eyes, he was DAMN UGLY— my baby was really ugly!
That doesn’t mean I didn’t love him, I adored him. Birth is not kind to newborns. The problem is that most newborns resemble old men or skinned rabbits. or a sentient cabbage… or a monkey…
They frequently take several months to change their appearance from that squashed-up little goblins to that of adorable, beaming little buttons. You can probably blame Hollywood for our expectations of a newborn baby.
He is our former CFO’s son. He is a total himbo… NOW. Back then… urrgghhhhhhh. Apparently, the midwives would walk past him and go, ‘Ohhhh, you had a boy…’ *crickets*
I don’t know this ugly baby, but he sure looks like he had a hard night on the booze…. He is NOT amused….
This baby is Benjamin Button – he looks like he is ready to retire on a Golf Course.